Wandering Blind

tropicm-ist:

hemmolicious:

whitelightningreplies:

balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

NOPE

NOT RISKING IT

this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me

NOT RISKING THIS DONT WANT TO END UP LIKE THE YELNATS FAMILY

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sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

katara:

earthnation:

earthnation:

what did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe

mitosis

i want to die 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

being black is really wonderful and convenient bc i can just be sitting here in my room like this

and whenever people come looking for me to do stuff i dont even really have to hide all i have to do it turn off my light and

and then when they leave i just 

the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes

clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

sayonji:

“If you don’t reblog this, I’m judging you.” 

onthesideoftheotters:

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.